His Royness1
Administrator
http://www.fightbeat.com/ipowerb/index.php?showtopic=43241&st=0
LOOL - da sind ein paar geile dabei, die ersten sind noch so lala, aber dann wirds lustich...
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
:laugh2: :laugh2:
LOOL - da sind ein paar geile dabei, die ersten sind noch so lala, aber dann wirds lustich...
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the **** down.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
:laugh2: :laugh2:
