The teacher looks at Josh and says, "Josh, you're not a Lakers fan?" He says "nope," "I'm a Sacramento Kings fan!" She says, "well why are you a Sacramento Kings fan and not a Lakers fan?" Josh says, "Well, my mom is a Sacramento Kings fan, and my dad is a Sacramento Kings fan, so I'M a Sacramento Kings fan." The teacher's not real happy, she's a little hot under the collar. She says, "well, if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was a moron, then what would you be?!" Josh says, "Then I'd be a Lakers fan!"