Dann übernehme ich mal
A: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "No Fags Allowed" rule?
B: Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?
A: What did you say, dickhead?
B: [Steht auf, schnauft genervt und zieht einen Revolver]
I'll repeat myself.
[B feuert...