Basketball Jones

[Cânhamo]

language english
year 1973
viewed 1216 timesCheech & Chong - Basketball Jones
Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo

Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'
In fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me

I even put that basketball underneath my pillow
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life
Someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out

(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)


Oh, that sounds so sweet
Sing it out
C'mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me
That be bad, honky
Yeah
I want everybody in the whole stadium to stand up and sing with us
Oh yeah, sing it out like you're proud
All right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with us
Bill Russell, sing along with us
Chick Hearn, sing along with us
Chris Schenkel, don't sing nothin'

Oh, it feels so good
Gimme the ball
I'll go one-on-one against the world, left-handed
I could stuff it from center court with my toes
I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change I
could, I could dribble behind my back I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad I could
dribble with my tongue Here I go down court, try to stop me You can't stop me 'cause I
got a Basketball Jones Here I come That's my hook shot with my eyebrow Yeah, I could
dunk it with my nose I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball I'm hot, I'm hot as...,
I'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh

(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)

 

[dio]

alter lass das gestreckte zeug weg..

 

[Tituzzz]

Ist das nicht ein Lied von Barry White und Chris Rock? Zumindest habe ich das Lied...

 

[.....F.....]

Ist auf dem Soundtrack zu Space Jam.

 

[Cânhamo]

Das ist ein Lied, das 1973 in den US-Charts ganz oben war.
Interpreten sind das Komiker-Duo Cheech and Chong.
Chong ist der Vater der Schauspielerin Rae Dawn Chong.

 

[Air Jordan]

Also zu mir passt eher der song hier :

Yo!
Are you ready for some air ball throwin, free throw blowin, no look where I'm
goin, free style flowin? You are in my house baby!

Well it's
Tip off time and I'm off the tip.
Walkin to the bench and I sit.
Bite my lip, bustin out rhymes
Standin in line cause it's garbage time.
Cause I'm calm, I'm cool and I collected
Eighteen shots that got rejected.
I'm not Corey Feldman, I'm not Corey Haim.
I got a license to drive but I ain't got game.

(CHORUS 2x)
Jimmy, What you say?
You can't play
Basketball
Jimmy, what you say? (I double-dribble, traveled through the middle)
You can't play
Basketball (Oh, my bad - you're not on my team?)

Wear my socks high cause it makes me feel cool.
I don't know how to dribble, but I know how to drool.
People always say that I'm a basketball fool.
I got a little tiny hoop cold "floatin" in my pool.
Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet.
I took him to the hole. I took him to the vet.
Shoot from the three every chance I get.
I call it in the air, nothin but nothin.

(REPEAT CHORUS 2x)

(SPOKEN)
Okay, here's my chance. The open lane. Don't get nervous. Don't sweat.
Everyone's watching. You can do it, man. I mean, just dribble up. Don't double
dribble. Just dribble normal. Don't show everyone that you can dribble
super-fast between your legs like you do in your driveway. No, this is in front
of people on the court. I'm gonna go up in the air, I'm gonna dunk it as hard
as I can. Cause usually I'm on the other end. People dunking on ME. I'm used to
some 7 foot dude's "thingy" getting smacked in my face. I still got the bruise
to prove it. But I ain't gonna take that nickname "Dick Bruiseface" lyin down!
My name ain't Dick Bruiseface!!

Well listen up ya'll!
You know I'm not tall!
My name was never written on the bathroom wall.
I'm gonna say "What's up?!"
I'm gonna take the pump.
Cause I'm a moving pick, I'm gonna shoot some bricks.
So I huff and puff, I say enuff Z'nuff.
I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuff.Say!

(CHORUS 4x)

 

[Tituzzz]

Armes Schwein! Wie heißt das Lied?

 

[Air Jordan]

JIMMY FALLON

I Can't Play Basketball

 

[Zebra]

Lil Bow Wow - Basketball

[Chorus]
They’re playing basketball
We love that basketball

Now basketball is my favorite sport
I like the way they dribble up and down the court
I keep it so fresh on the microphone
I like no interruption when the game is on
I like slam-dunks that take me to the hoop
My favorite play is the alley-oop
I like the pick-n-roll
I like the give-n-go
And its basketball Bow Wow lets go

[Chorus]

I got the rock in my hands
There ain’t no tellin what i’m gonna do wit it
When i got possession i’m gonna have to fool wit it
I might cross you up and fake one way
Turn around and hit you wit the MJ fade-away
I throwin down passes like J-Kidd
Taking cats to the rack
And I’m dunkin over them like T-Mac
When I’m in the paint I play wit that Alonzo style
I’m like Darius cuz I can shoot 2 miles


Don’t too many players get offers like me
I’m back-n-forth likely
Shake the checks off your nikes
They almost had me in a suit at the draft
Cuz it look like a freethrow
When I be shootin from half
The first step like Iverson, blow pass you
He’ll leave nothin but net, but i can go glass too
When I’m in the paint the defense so shook
They don’t know if I’m gonna put up a slow hook or dish up a no-look
See my game consist of whole lotta.....
Moves you would think I learned from the Harlem Globe Trotters
JD gonna lead us to a ring
Fab and Bow Wow is the only players that makes the cheerleaders wanna sing

[Chorus]

Now tell me were you in the joint
The night MJ scored 63 points
When the Lakers won titles back-to-back
Didn’t give nobody no kind of slack
When Vince Carter came
Stuck his arm in the rim
Everbody went crazy in the whole damn gym
Dikembe Mutumbo standing tall
Playing D wit desire
Its Basketball

[Chorus]

 

[Lendenschurz]

ganz toll

 

[.....F.....]

Das war trocken.

 

[Tituzzz]

Okay, ich will auch mal ein Songtext Posten! Hier ist meiner: Jae Millz mit Allstars!

[Introduction]

(Let's Go) It's the N.B.A!
(YEA) They cheerin for me
(Huh it's me) And now (captain of the team)
(I love you too) (Alright let's go) Startin at
(I love you too!)All 5 positions (ha-ha)
Straight from Harlem N.Y.C
(Lights out for me) it's Jae Millz
Ownin on the beat...it's the N.B.A!
UHUHH!

[Chorus]
We up and down the court
Back and forth
Save the talk for the post-game
It's time to ball
It's the N (n) B (b) A (a)
N (n) B (b) A (a)!!
I'm shootin, I'm dishin
I'm dippin, I'm dunkin!
Nobody lazy on my team
Playa we all runnin
It's the N (n) B (b) A (a)
N (n) B (b) A (a)!!

[Verse 1]
Homie I'm too fast for an instant replay
You gotta freeze that, speed back
The defender ain't even see that
Guardin me is like the ref. tryin to D' Shaq
Or seein a citizen tryin to guard T-Mac
Don't even reach haters
I'm like B. Davis
One dribble (LOOK)
Now I'm past three playas
No matter who you ask (ask)
I'm the main topic
Roll it better than Gerve
Not even Yao can block it
When I'm heatin up
There's no way to stop it
Perform like LeBron

Dribble up stop and pop it
I'm like Jermaine O'Neal
K.B K.G
Fresh outta high school
Playa don't hate me
Get the roc and switch speed fast like Steve Nash
And get my Jason Kidd on and dish off a sweet pass
And just when you think the lane to the basket is empty
I finish it off with an oop like Finely OH!

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
I'm tough in the zone
Can nobody stop me? (Nobody)
And I love this game
It's not just recreation or a hobby
No point-guard


But my no-look is swifter than Vlade's
And my young energetic defense is like Omarie's
So don't drive down my lane
Cuz like Artest
I won't just lock you up
I'll rap you in chains
And in offense
Who you gon get to get me
When I'm movin' through the D swiftly
Rainin on 'em like Nowitzki
Droppin trips like Stojakovic
My shot fierce like Paul Pierce
I barely acknowledge picks
Put your best man on me
Put your whole camp on me
I'll leap over your team like Vincanity
Or Shawn Marion cause I be jumpin
But my game is big
Like T.I.M Duncan
My heart is huge like Iverson's
And if you ever guard me, like Marbury
I'm invitin 'em and slicin 'em

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I doubt you find anyone as smooth as this
I'm a Vet like Erving
Whether it's Johnson or Julius
The court is where my heart beat
You can't guard me
I'm a beast on the court
Like Lenny B. and Barkley
If I want I can glide like Clyde
Or drain three's in your eyes
Like Byrd from any side
I could, lace up my sneaks
And leap like Dominique
Or I, could give your team flashbacks
Of Pistol Pete point blank
Gettin the win for my team is the job
That's why, on the court
I'm the King like Bernard
All in above the rim like Daryl Dawkins
Or flat our single handedly
Disgracing your team like Jordan
Either way I'm puttin it down
Playa I been had games
Since I've checked
The Mack-a-Do was around
You ain't gotta ask
You know how I'm built
Drop three digits on your team
Alone like Wilt
You know what it is
YEAA!

[Chorus]

 

[Lendenschurz]

Okay, ich will auch mal ein Songtext Posten!

Eher posen. Mutiert das hier zum "welcher Song hat die dicksten Eier"- Contest? :confused:

 

[Tituzzz]

Eher posen. Mutiert das hier zum "welcher Song hat die dicksten Eier"- Contest? :confused:

Was hast du denn gedacht!!!

 

[Lendenschurz]

Was hast du denn gedacht!!!

was? Abgesehn, von dem Gedanken, wie schlecht ich die Texte find?

 

[Tituzzz]

was? Abgesehn, von dem Gedanken, wie schlecht ich die Texte find?

Ja auch! Das hier ist von Anfang an ein "Dickster Eier" Contest!

 

[Cânhamo]

was? Abgesehn, von dem Gedanken, wie schlecht ich die Texte find?

Die sind aber wirklich allesamt sauschlecht!
Recht hasde.

 

[ManfredderTruck]

[Chorus]
They’re playing basketball
We love that basketball

Now basketball is my favorite sport
I like the way they dribble up and down the court
I keep it so fresh on the microphone
I like no interruption when the game is on
I like slam-dunks that take me to the hoop
My favorite play is the alley-oop
I like the pick-n-roll
I like the give-n-go
And its basketball Bow Wow lets go

[Chorus]

I got the rock in my hands
There ain’t no tellin what i’m gonna do wit it
When i got possession i’m gonna have to fool wit it
I might cross you up and fake one way
Turn around and hit you wit the MJ fade-away
I throwin down passes like J-Kidd
Taking cats to the rack
And I’m dunkin over them like T-Mac
When I’m in the paint I play wit that Alonzo style
I’m like Darius cuz I can shoot 2 miles


Don’t too many players get offers like me
I’m back-n-forth likely
Shake the checks off your nikes
They almost had me in a suit at the draft
Cuz it look like a freethrow
When I be shootin from half
The first step like Iverson, blow pass you
He’ll leave nothin but net, but i can go glass too
When I’m in the paint the defense so shook
They don’t know if I’m gonna put up a slow hook or dish up a no-look
See my game consist of whole lotta.....
Moves you would think I learned from the Harlem Globe Trotters
JD gonna lead us to a ring
Fab and Bow Wow is the only players that makes the cheerleaders wanna sing

[Chorus]

Now tell me were you in the joint
The night MJ scored 63 points
When the Lakers won titles back-to-back
Didn’t give nobody no kind of slack
When Vince Carter came
Stuck his arm in the rim
Everbody went crazy in the whole damn gym
Dikembe Mutumbo standing tall
Playing D wit desire
Its Basketball

[Chorus]

yo alter das is von kurtis blow und nich von f**kin' bow wow