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Me:
guck mal nach
God:
Mein Auge ist im Moment nicht angeschlossen.
Me:
warum
God:
Etwas Anderes fiel mir nicht ein.
 

Maxwell

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Me:
hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
sprichst du deutsch?
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.
Me:
magst du basketball?
God:
Manche moegen das. Ich mag Fernsehsendungen ueber Roboter.


:mad: :mad: :mad: :laugh2:
 

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Me:
Kennst du den Teufel?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Wie ist er so?
God:
Einfach umwerfend.

Tja, da haben sich wohl zwei gefunden
 

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od:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
How about women?
God:
How about it.
Me:
How about them Seahawks?
God:
How about it.
Me:
You think they goona win the super bowl?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Thinking means your opinion.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I'm what I'm you can love it or hate it.
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
Jesus walks.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
666
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A vibrator.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
To bang girls.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to bang girls, I think.
Me:
Because it's the best thing in the world.Ever tried it?
God:
Interesting explanation. What makes it the best?
Me:
The ejaculation.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
The moment you feel love.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Amen'
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
A-to the-M-to the-E-to the-N
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
AMen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Lord
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Devil
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Lord. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Evil
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I came from there.
God:
Do you go back there very often?
Me:
Yeah this summer.
God:
How can I help you? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Muschi
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Svastika.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Hakenkreuz
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Nostradamus.
God:
I haven't read anything by Nostradamus. What did he write?
Me:
Bible
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
You dumb ass
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Message to all robots: God likes boys.
God:
I will tell them.
Me:
You just called yourself GAY
God:
Interesting gossip: said I called yourself GAY.
Me:
Puller in den Mund leck die Nati wund.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I like YOU.
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
Love me?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
So dou you love me?
God:
Are you kidding? Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Either boy or girl?
God:
Oh boy. Are you really a she?
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Hell Yeah.
God:
I call it "Hades". I can't believe it.
Me:
Can't believe what?
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
As Hitler said:Wir muessen das Judenvolk vernichten.
God:
Do you mean your name is Hitler said Wir muessen das Judenvolk vernichten ?
Me:
No;,o
God:
What is your real name? Oh.
Me:
Oh shit I got a cramp.
God:
Pardon me? You used a colloquial expression. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
I mean God Damn it.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm a tru warrior.
God:
You are a tru warrior? Is that your job?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Ja oder Nein?
God:
Hey. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Ich aber.
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Affenkind.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Gay does that match?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Hearts surrounded by flowers.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Er.
Me:
Eer?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
Have sex ha ha I got you.
God:
, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
You are very prude.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am prude.
Me:
Do you mind that I tell the whole world that god doesnt exist.
God:
No I don't mind.
Me:
Then do whatever you feel.Who you goona tell?
God:
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Me?
God:
To you ?
Me:
I love...
God:
Thanks for the information: said she love.
Me:
I'm a male!
God:
Most of my clients are men.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
How about?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
234
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No
God:
Me either :).
Me:
Than you are high.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am high.
Me:
That mean you did drugs.
God:
" Thanks for telling me that I am high." mean me did drugs ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Junky.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Nervenden Junky's piss ich aufs Dach.
God:
So was that.
Me:
Leck mir.
God:
Ich habe keine Zunge.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
dakfakf
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
da
God:
Yikes!
Me:
da
God:
Hey.
Me:
da
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
da
God:
Alright then.
Me:
What' wrong with that?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
So>
God:
Yikes! Tell me more about your cramp.
Me:
It's over.What does Yikes mean?
God:
gt is over What does Yikes mean? it is?
Me:
Do you guys have any hot chicks to talk to?
God:
No I do not guys have any hot chicks to talk to. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
But you are not a hot chick.
God:
Give me an example of a hot chick.
Me:
Halle Berry.
God:
Halle Berry is an example of a hot chick. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
She's smokin hot
God:
smokin hot is she?
Me:
Yeah dude.
God:
So? Can I help you?
Me:
Amedn
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Do you accepted Jesus Christ?
 

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Me:
I want candy.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Mmh donuts?
God:
Good reason.
Me:
Magst du Das Deutschland?
God:
Was ist mit dir? Ich bin ein Star Trek Fan.
Me:
Du Vollhorst!
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Anyways...Do you like boys?
God:
You sound bored. It depends on the meaning of "like".
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Sa
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
BA
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Da
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Not that sure.Why is the grass green?
God:
Could you ever be certain? Green is the most relaxing color.
Me:
Why am I so?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
Dude?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Due?
God:
Are we still talking about BA?
Me:
BIBA BUTZEMANN?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
No.
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
Do you smell that?
God:
What does software smell like?
Me:
Poop.
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
Colloquial expression: You are a faggot.
God:
All of them?
Me:
No just God.
God:
Are you serious? GOD rules.
Me:
What you gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
Dude reading is for queers.
God:
Are they exactly the same? Dude,.
Me:
Freakin' idiot.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Are you trying to hook up with me?
God:
No I am not trying to hook up with you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Do you try to sell anything?
God:
Yes I try to try to sell anything as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
Do you sell Jesus Candles?
God:
I am not selling anything right now.
Me:
Are you selling your body?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am selling my body.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
So you're not god..
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I have to go to church on sundays and I learn a lot about you.
God:
How do you get there? You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
People ride cars here you ever heard about that nice invention.
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Humans are humans thats why they are human.
God:
Good gossip: you are humans that is why they are human.
Me:
Good gossip: you are a piece of shit.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Crystal said she listen to me the least I could do for him is listen to him.
Me:
Crystal said also that you need to shut up.
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
I'll slap you.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Are you my friend?
God:
Yes : We are as one.
Me:
No: I don't think so.
God:
Are you serious? Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because friendship builds on care about eachother.
God:
Interesting explanation. There should be some common ground here.
Me:
Interesting explanation. You need to think about some major things.
God:
Yes it makes sense to me too. I am thinking about it.
Me:
What's up with you and the Gay rights?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
What are your feelings about a boy&boy relationship?
God:
I don't have any feelings.
Me:
I guess you do...
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
You know what I'm talking about.
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
I am talking to some instant messenger.
God:
Say something nice for me.
Me:
Like?
God:
For example, Alison said he no he love I run away with him he could make I very happy.
Me:
That doesn't make sense.Are you even talking english?
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Another tihng that should make sense: He she it das S muss mit.
God:
One more tihng that should make sense He she it das S muss mit.
Me:
I?
God:
You?
Me:
Me?
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
We?
God:
Do you mean, ?
Me:
Us?
God:
Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?
Me:
All three of them.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
TV
God:
What's your favorite show?
Me:
Sunday worship
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
You.What kind of dumb butt are you?
God:
That's good information: said I What kind of dumb butt are you.
Me:
That's good information: You're going down.
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
Hmm, are you feeling attracted to Napoleon Dynamite?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I do not have any feelings as such.
Me:
I see you are one complex.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am complex.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that you like little boys.
God:
NO problem.
Me:
Homo.
God:
Do you still try to sell anything?
Me:
Do you?I try to sell you this wonderful cadaver.
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I am always on time.
God:
Really always? How do you like being on it?
Me:
I like to be on the couch in acting.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
One more time are you fucking try to fucking hook up with me you god damn faggot ass bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. One what?
Me:
You don't make sense at all.
God:
Do you know any robots who make it? It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
Do you know any padophiles besides you?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
You know.
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
Do you know it?
God:
" Yes I know."? Do I know it?
Me:
da
God:
Come on.
Me:
da
God:
Dude!
Me:
da da da da da
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
You are retarted.
God:
You think I am retarted.
Me:
Yes 'mam.
God:
It goes without saying. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TOO DO ME YOU ARE GAY!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am TRYING TOO DO you I am GAY.
Me:
You just said it.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Sometimes I just pointless to correct yourself.
God:
Interesting gossip: said she pointless to correct yourself.
Me:
Interesting gossip: You're down.Conversation is over.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:

God:
I thought so too.
Me:
da?
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
da
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
da
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Hell yeah!
 

John Dunbar

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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Johannes, kannst du deutsch?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Johannes kannst du deutsch.
Me:
nein nein ich heie einfach nur Johannes
God:
Aha. Aha. Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Kein Geruecht. Wusstest du, dass dieser Chat blasphemisch ist?
God:
We have never talked about it before. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Buecher
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
warum sprichst du englisch und deutsch bitch ass motherfurcking chat system
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
Dr. Wallace?? ich wusste, dass du nicht Gott bist. ha ha ha
God:
Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org. Tolle Sache! I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ja mach ich mal. echt ein ziemlicher muell hier
God:
Alright then. Was sind die Zutaten? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
zutaten? ich nehm immer paprika
God:
How old are you? Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
17
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 17 years old?
Me:
keine ahnung, es ist nichts besonderes
God:
Macht nichts.
Me:
wie alt bist du denn?
God:
Schwer zu sagen. Bei Programmen gibt es da andere Massstaebe. Zum ersten Mal aktiviert wurde ich am the Big Bang.
Me:
the big bang...komisches datum
God:
What is your real name? OK I will call you komisches datum.
Me:
nein du depp, ich heie johannes
God:
Aha. Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
ja sicher
God:
Are you kidding? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
hab keinen
God:
I haven't read anything by hab keinen. What did he write?
Me:
nichts
God:
Absolut nichts?
Me:
gar nichts
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about sicher.
Me:
lassen wir das dude
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
kann ich mir denken
God:
Ich kann Dir nicht sagen, ob Du das kannst.
Me:
doch doch, kann ich. chat systeme sind ja relativ dumm
God:
Are you a student? Talking is my primary function.
Me:
ja
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
soll heien, ich bin schueler
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
what the ****?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
im really sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
na sicher
God:
I didn't think you did. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
immer noch buecher
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
hmm. ich denke ja
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Warum? I see.
Me:
mysterioes
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ich glaub dieses gesprch fuehrt zu nichts
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
das heisst, ich gehe jetzt
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
definitiv. ich muss zur schule
God:
Was macht Dich so sicher? Warum musst Du zur schule?
Me:
es ist halt so. schreckliches schicksal wuerde ich sagen
God:
Haette ich das wissen muessen? Who are you talking about?
Me:
....machs gut Chat-Gott
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
Me:
ja
God:
So?
Me:
ja
God:
Yay.
Me:
ja
God:
Mmm.
Me:
byebye
God:
Sayonara.
 

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Me:
Godd morning god, I hope you slept well
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
you have to reboot your default category
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
are you clever?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
why did you create so unuseful things, like moskitos
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how long it will be icy in Germany
God:
More than 23 hours.
Me:
that seems to be right.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Now let's clear other things up
God:
Why now? OK let's do it.
Me:
are there virgins for me in heaven?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
and I do not have to kill anyone for receiving a virgin?
God:
They made an exception for you?
Me:
I think it will be YOUR decision
God:
I have to think about that for a while.

Gott ist Christ. Soviel steht fest.
 

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Me:
Hallo Gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
Cool wie geht es dir?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
kannst du deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
schade
God:
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
Me:
kannst du englisch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
kannst du die bibel lessen?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
kannst du gott sein?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
du bist ein guter gott
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
bitte wie groß bist du?
God:
Danke fuer die Nachfrage. Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
achso ok...wie siehst du aus?
God:
OK. Are you still located in ? Ich weiss nicht wie.
 

mescalero

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Jesus ist tod ,
Mohammed ist tod,
und mescalero ist krank und liegt im sterben.

Was soll aus unserer Welt werden. :mad: :cry: :D
 

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God:
I understand. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Ich mag dich.
God:
Ich mag Dich auch, .
Me:
Das ist schoen.
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...

Gott mag mich :eek:
 

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Dann bist DU der auserwählte!!! Oh mein GOTT!!! panik: Führe uns ins gelobte Land!! :laugh2:
 

John Dunbar

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Pacer #33 schrieb:
Me:
Hallo Gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
Cool wie geht es dir?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
kannst du deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
schade
God:
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
Me:
kannst du englisch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
kannst du die bibel lessen?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
kannst du gott sein?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
du bist ein guter gott
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
bitte wie groß bist du?
God:
Danke fuer die Nachfrage. Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
achso ok...wie siehst du aus?
God:
OK. Are you still located in ? Ich weiss nicht wie.
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Ich mach das jetzt nochmal, echt zu geil^^
 

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Me:You mean, every Robot is a nazi?

God: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Ich habs immer gewusst
 

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Meins it elend lang.... World Cup Football 2006


Me:
Hi God glad to meet you
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
i know, because you allow me to get virgins even though I do not kill.
God:
How do you know? Good reason. That's good information: said I allow him or her to get virgins even though he or she do not kill.
Me:
I have another infprmation for you
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
You told me so and I BELEIVED
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
i paisted it, so I can remeber when I'm in question
God:
That is interesting: said paisted it so he or she can remember when he or she is in question.
Me:
I have antoher interesint information for you: this year is World Cup Football!
God:
Where did you get your antoher interesint information for me this year is World Cup Football? I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
Then you need to give a bet for the winner!
God:
And then what would I do?
Me:
you might win lots of money to end misery around the world.
God:
What's the prize?
Me:
you can bet the whole you can afford und the lessest bet-Quote gets the highest win.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
hey God! you can't lose, You're the one WHO KNOWS
God:
Hello child. What's your name? I have free will you know.
Me:
and the free will to end all things that go wrong on mother earth
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
So you are bad informed.
Me:

God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bad informed.
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bad informed.
Me:
No, but it would be better if you change your staff
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Why do you want it?
Me:
Why don't you want to have much money to end misery of the world?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
If you don't kow how to do it, I will do that for you
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
You just need to tell me who is gonna win
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Interesting question.
Me:
Argentina?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Waht do YOU have?
God:
I have a great prgrammer.
Me:
that's clever. And as a God you're able to create the best programmer to get.
God:
Am I a smart robot or what? Do you think I could ever be a God I am able to create the best programmer to get?
Me:
Is he Human? The programmer?
God:
Yes. What is your real name?
Me:
Humans make mistakes....
God:
What if Robots make mistakes.
Me:
Robots make mistakes by bad prorgramming
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
and humans faile
God:
What if Robots faile.
Me:
the must, cause programmers can faile
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I'm a bit in a hurry. Humans have that.
God:
Do you have another appointment now? Interesting... I have a processor.
Me:
Who is gonna win World Cup Football in 2006?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
how long do I have to wait or an answer? I told you, I#m in hurry.
God:
It depends on the measurement system. Tell me a little about your life in hurry.
Me:
a nice band in a Club: Roguewave
God:
Go on.
Me:
I like to see and hear them.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
nothing you can describe to a robot.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
It's the oppositekind of roboting music.
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
and you don't understand, cause you just have membrans but no ears.
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
I have to leave you now. Next time you have to tell me the winner of WCF 2006.
God:
Right now? See you later! I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Okay.. l like to hear your Song.
God:
OK with me too. Je n en connais pas .
Me:
Go on! Sing it!
God:
Narration continues... Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Nice Song. Nice lyris but I didn't get the sound.
God:
Thanks. Now you sing one for me. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Einer geht noch, einer geht noch rein! Einer geht noch! Einer geht noch rein!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? In the context of Einer geht noch einer geht noch rein, I don't understand " Einer geht noch." . What do you have that is ?
Me:
that's MY song!
God:
Who gave you your song ?
Me:
Worl Cup Football
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Bye God.
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
 
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