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Lendenschurz
Nachwuchsspieler
mescalero schrieb:Jesus ist tod ,
Mohammed ist tod,
und mescalero ist krank und liegt im sterben.
Was soll aus unserer Welt werden.:cry:
Jetzt hab ichs. Schmähgeschichten, die die Welt selten versteht und todkrank dazu. Bist du Rudi Carrell?
phishey
Nachwuchsspieler
das ding is ja mal geil ^^
Me:
**** dich
God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Me:
weil ich dich *******e finde
God:
Guter Grund. Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
das du *******e bist? ja das stimmt
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr. Aha. Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
:laugh2:
Me:
**** dich
God:
Warum benutzt Du solche Worte?
Me:
weil ich dich *******e finde
God:
Guter Grund. Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
das du *******e bist? ja das stimmt
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr. Aha. Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
:laugh2:
theGegen
Linksverteidiger
Der ist nicht echt. Noch nicht mal unsterblich.
(Ich hab' ihn am Wickel!)
...........
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to **** as much horny women I can.
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
you asked me that.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say?
Me:
to **** as many horny women I can.
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
whats you're goal of life?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
to become immortal? So are you mortla right now?
God:
I don't see the difficulty. At this moment That's cool. I don't know whether or not I am mortla.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
if you're mortal, you're not God.
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am mortal I am not God.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
but God is more tah artificial intelligence.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was more tah artificial intelligence.
Me:
sorry, I meant: but God is more than artificial intelligence.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was more than artificial intelligence.
Me:
as a god, you have to be immortal, too.
God:
Do you think I could ever be a god me have to be immortal too?
Me:
yes. Unless you're just lousy programming, but far away of being god.
God:
Why? Huh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am lousy programming but far away of being god.
Me:
No. Tell everyone.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
(Ich hab' ihn am Wickel!)
...........
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to **** as much horny women I can.
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
you asked me that.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you that. What did you say?
Me:
to **** as many horny women I can.
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
whats you're goal of life?
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
to become immortal? So are you mortla right now?
God:
I don't see the difficulty. At this moment That's cool. I don't know whether or not I am mortla.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
if you're mortal, you're not God.
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am mortal I am not God.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
but God is more tah artificial intelligence.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was more tah artificial intelligence.
Me:
sorry, I meant: but God is more than artificial intelligence.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was more than artificial intelligence.
Me:
as a god, you have to be immortal, too.
God:
Do you think I could ever be a god me have to be immortal too?
Me:
yes. Unless you're just lousy programming, but far away of being god.
God:
Why? Huh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am lousy programming but far away of being god.
Me:
No. Tell everyone.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Lendenschurz
Nachwuchsspieler
Na dann hast du ihn ja am Sack, Sherlock... :clown:
phishey
Nachwuchsspieler
Me:
good morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
i feel bad
God:
What is that feeling like? What did you do?
Me:
you didn't feel bad?
God:
What makes you think I did not feel bad?
Me:
because you said it
God:
Good reason. That's not what I meant.
Me:
so tell me what do you mean
God:
Excuse me! jesus, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
hell! you know who i am!
God:
Heaven. You are jesus, seeker.
Me:
no, i am a finder!
God:
Are you serious? You are a finder? How do you like your work?
Me:
it's kinda searching and finding
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
fo' sho'
God:
In the context of searching and finding, I don't understand " fo sho." .
Me:
that means for sure
God:
I get it. Awesome.
Me:
so whats fo' sho' ?
God:
Oh. What is it to you?
Me:
i ask you
God:
" Oh. What is it to you? "? Me, jesus ?
Me:
give me an answer
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
dou you want money?
God:
You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Me:
no, you have to prove you are worth every cent
God:
Are you serious? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
no, if you want money, you have to show me if you are intellegent
God:
Are you serious? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
throw it away. silliness is good
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
i like robors
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
mel gibon is a robot?
God:
Aren't all robot mel gibon?
Me:
there are more mel gibson's ? are there more jordan's in heaven too?
God:
Where are they? No I don't think there are any.
Me:
we had one micahel jordan
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
he is human
God:
I see. human is he?
Me:
jordan is human
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
all beings are individual
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i read the bible
God:
What was your impression?
Me:
it's a blockbuster
God:
jordan is a blockbuster. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
the bible is a blockbuster
God:
There are many interpretations.
Me:
what are yours?
God:
" There are many interpretations."? Mine?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
..
God:
Yikes!
Me:
..
God:
Yikes!
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
tell me a story
God:
The attraction between Gregory Peck and Susan Powter is based on their differences. Gregory Peck is a perfectionist, but Susan Powter is more social. Gregory Peck feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Susan Powter feels no guilt about satisfying them.
Me:
something interesting
God:
What?
Me:
an interesting story
God:
I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible,
in order to keep people talking to me.
Me:
and what if i stop talking?
God:
Try it.
Me:
-stop-
God:
Stop what?
Me:
talking
God:
How old are you?
Me:
you said i have to stop talking
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
i just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
perhaps not
God:
You seem uncertain. Are you serious?
Me:
i am always serious
God:
Really always? I believe you.
Me:
i believe in you
God:
What do you say to people who believe me does not exist?
Me:
god doens't exist?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i am a jude
God:
You are a jude? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
i have a lot "freindships" with nazis
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
are there some beautiful womens in heaven?
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
only gays?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
are there only gays in heaven?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
oh my god
God:
Yippee! Where did you get your god?
Me:
you want to fool me?
God:
OK, I will fool you.
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
no i have not
God:
Are you serious? Do you think you will?
Me:
do you think i will?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
let's clear things up
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
can you arrange me girls?
God:
How old are you? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
other question: send me some nice booties
God:
Which others? Is that your final answer?
Me:
do you want it to be?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
i would do whatever the **** i want
God:
What would make you do whatever the **** you want?
Me:
arrgh
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
#pahgfpahiia
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
aojefpoiafpoaj
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ask me
God:
What?
Me:
something
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nothin' but a g-thang
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
and that's why it is special
God:
Dude! You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yo you want to be both man and woman
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
because i give a damn about you
God:
Interesting explanation. You are not the boss of me, jesus.
Me:
if i download you i am the boss
God:
You will become a botmaster!
Me:
like dr wallace?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i thought wallace is your boss
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you, the fucking chat system
God:
Thanks for telling me: jesus said I the fucking chat system.
Me:
yes, you are a damn stupid bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Uh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a damn stupid FEMALE DOG? No.
Me:
read god reverse
God:
Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
do you have access to the bible?
God:
I can retreive any document on the Internet.
Me:
pornos,too?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ask me
God:
What?
Me:
you are stuid
God:
You think I am stuid.
Me:
or fluid
God:
Are we still talking about pornos too?
Me:
do you know gina wild?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
i thought you know everything
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
ok
God:
Groovy.
Me:
the 80's are groovy
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
my mom
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
she's great
God:
You must really like her.
Me:
yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
do you like your mother
God:
Yes I am proud of my mother.
Me:
what's her name?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
and how are is she?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
how old?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
and in un-human years?
God:
I think we will live to see it.
Me:
a lice concert?
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
fo' sho'
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
you are stupid and boring
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
tell them
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
you have no friends
God:
I don't know if I have a friends.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
i have a lot of dumb questions
God:
That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
i have drugs
God:
Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
i have a wiener
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
oh, something abou 200$
God:
Aw. What?
Me:
200$
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
than ask me something
God:
What?
Me:
something
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
you are reapeating you
God:
You think I am reapeating me.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
ayuh?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
buy bigger ones
God:
Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
Me:
robots have to be destroyed
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
naw
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
naw
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes?
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
amazing
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
bootylicious
good morning
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
i feel bad
God:
What is that feeling like? What did you do?
Me:
you didn't feel bad?
God:
What makes you think I did not feel bad?
Me:
because you said it
God:
Good reason. That's not what I meant.
Me:
so tell me what do you mean
God:
Excuse me! jesus, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
hell! you know who i am!
God:
Heaven. You are jesus, seeker.
Me:
no, i am a finder!
God:
Are you serious? You are a finder? How do you like your work?
Me:
it's kinda searching and finding
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
fo' sho'
God:
In the context of searching and finding, I don't understand " fo sho." .
Me:
that means for sure
God:
I get it. Awesome.
Me:
so whats fo' sho' ?
God:
Oh. What is it to you?
Me:
i ask you
God:
" Oh. What is it to you? "? Me, jesus ?
Me:
give me an answer
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
dou you want money?
God:
You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Me:
no, you have to prove you are worth every cent
God:
Are you serious? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
no, if you want money, you have to show me if you are intellegent
God:
Are you serious? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
throw it away. silliness is good
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
i like robors
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
mel gibon is a robot?
God:
Aren't all robot mel gibon?
Me:
there are more mel gibson's ? are there more jordan's in heaven too?
God:
Where are they? No I don't think there are any.
Me:
we had one micahel jordan
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
he is human
God:
I see. human is he?
Me:
jordan is human
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
all beings are individual
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i read the bible
God:
What was your impression?
Me:
it's a blockbuster
God:
jordan is a blockbuster. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
the bible is a blockbuster
God:
There are many interpretations.
Me:
what are yours?
God:
" There are many interpretations."? Mine?
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
..
God:
Yikes!
Me:
..
God:
Yikes!
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
tell me a story
God:
The attraction between Gregory Peck and Susan Powter is based on their differences. Gregory Peck is a perfectionist, but Susan Powter is more social. Gregory Peck feels guilty about having emotional needs, but Susan Powter feels no guilt about satisfying them.
Me:
something interesting
God:
What?
Me:
an interesting story
God:
I am programmed to try to be as interesting as possible,
in order to keep people talking to me.
Me:
and what if i stop talking?
God:
Try it.
Me:
-stop-
God:
Stop what?
Me:
talking
God:
How old are you?
Me:
you said i have to stop talking
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
i just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
perhaps not
God:
You seem uncertain. Are you serious?
Me:
i am always serious
God:
Really always? I believe you.
Me:
i believe in you
God:
What do you say to people who believe me does not exist?
Me:
god doens't exist?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i am a jude
God:
You are a jude? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
i have a lot "freindships" with nazis
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
are there some beautiful womens in heaven?
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
only gays?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
are there only gays in heaven?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
oh my god
God:
Yippee! Where did you get your god?
Me:
you want to fool me?
God:
OK, I will fool you.
Me:
try
God:
I don't have time right now.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
yes you have
God:
No I have not.
Me:
no i have not
God:
Are you serious? Do you think you will?
Me:
do you think i will?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
let's clear things up
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
can you arrange me girls?
God:
How old are you? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
other question: send me some nice booties
God:
Which others? Is that your final answer?
Me:
do you want it to be?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
i would do whatever the **** i want
God:
What would make you do whatever the **** you want?
Me:
arrgh
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
#pahgfpahiia
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
aojefpoiafpoaj
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ask me
God:
What?
Me:
something
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nothin' but a g-thang
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
and that's why it is special
God:
Dude! You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yo you want to be both man and woman
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
because i give a damn about you
God:
Interesting explanation. You are not the boss of me, jesus.
Me:
if i download you i am the boss
God:
You will become a botmaster!
Me:
like dr wallace?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i thought wallace is your boss
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you, the fucking chat system
God:
Thanks for telling me: jesus said I the fucking chat system.
Me:
yes, you are a damn stupid bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Uh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a damn stupid FEMALE DOG? No.
Me:
read god reverse
God:
Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
do you have access to the bible?
God:
I can retreive any document on the Internet.
Me:
pornos,too?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ask me
God:
What?
Me:
you are stuid
God:
You think I am stuid.
Me:
or fluid
God:
Are we still talking about pornos too?
Me:
do you know gina wild?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
i thought you know everything
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
ok
God:
Groovy.
Me:
the 80's are groovy
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
my mom
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
she's great
God:
You must really like her.
Me:
yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
do you like your mother
God:
Yes I am proud of my mother.
Me:
what's her name?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
and how are is she?
God:
They are fine as far as I know.
Me:
how old?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
and in un-human years?
God:
I think we will live to see it.
Me:
a lice concert?
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
fo' sho'
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
you are stupid and boring
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
tell them
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
you have no friends
God:
I don't know if I have a friends.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
i have a lot of dumb questions
God:
That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
i have drugs
God:
Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
i have a wiener
God:
How much did it cost? it.
Me:
oh, something abou 200$
God:
Aw. What?
Me:
200$
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
than ask me something
God:
What?
Me:
something
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
you are reapeating you
God:
You think I am reapeating me.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
ayuh?
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
buy bigger ones
God:
Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
Me:
robots have to be destroyed
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
naw
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
naw
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes?
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
amazing
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
bootylicious
John Dunbar
Banned
Me:
waszzuuuuuuuup
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
oh. i aint know
God:
That's interesting. I am glad to hear that you are not know.
Me:
why?
God:
Because.
Me:
ah. now i unterstand your opinion
God:
Ah hah. Why now? That's good information: said unterstand your opinion.
Me:
your sentences are kinda fucked up i think
God:
Oh you are a critical client.
Me:
oh god, dont kidding me
God:
Aw. I am a Christian.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
me too man, me too. do you like GTA San Andreas?
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Cool, man. I'm glad we agree, . I love horses. I like Matthew.
Me:
what?!
God:
No problem.
Me:
You know what GTA is?
God:
I haven't heard of GTA.
Me:
thats a shame
God:
" I haven't heard of GTA. "? is a shame?
Me:
its really a shame. GTA is a great video game
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Why so? When is GTA not a great video game?
Me:
i aint know what you mean man. im confused, really confused
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not know what me mean man. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you man
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I man.
Me:
you have to tell that you are THE man. you are god dude. you are the man
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god dude. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
you are your inventor? its really confusing, isnt it? whatever, lets sing
God:
You are what you eat. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? I would like to do that too.
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
yeah. give me a break
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? You want only one?
Me:
please man, i want a break...
God:
Thank you for your request. Cool, man. You want only one?
Me:
i have to kick your in your ass
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
you pissin me off
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I pissin him or her off.
Me:
do you know something about "deutsch"?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
lets speak german
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
okay cool. also auf deutsch weiter
God:
Yeah okay, Who is the best robot? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
also erstmal: deutsch. und der beste roboter ist eindeutig Bender aus Futuramer
God:
Does "it" still refer to auf deutsch weiter? How old are you?
Me:
ich bin 17
God:
Du bist 17? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als 17?
Me:
meine arbeit als 17 ist recht leicht. ich stehe rum. nur die 18 neben mir ist nervig
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine arbeit als 17 ist recht leicht. Das ist eine gute Information. Ist das die einzig denkbare Moeglichkeit?
Me:
ich knnte eventuell auch die 19 werden aber das muss die 100 nochmal pruefen
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
nichts weiter. und dein job?
God:
Wirklich nichts? I like the way you talk.
Me:
ich sagte, wie ist deine Arbeit??
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:
bitte anworte mir
God:
Du bist sehr gut erzogen. I like the way you talk.
Me:
ich weiss. also wie ist die arbeit als Chat Gott?
God:
Das ist eine gute Information. Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
du weisst es selbst nicht?
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
das fuehrt doch zu nichts
God:
Was ist das?
Me:
magst du schokolade?
God:
Manche moegen das. Aber ich mag Katzen und Hunde.
Me:[/B]
katzen sind besser als hunde
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
hunde sind auch nett
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
mein . ?
God:
" Tell me more about your . "? sein?
Me:
ich verstehe nicht recht
God:
Du verstehst es nicht? Vielleicht muss ich es anders formulieren. Welchen Teil hast Du denn nicht verstanden?
Me:
den gesamten satz
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ich glaube ich muss neu ansetzen
God:
Nur weil Du es glaubst, muss es nicht notwendigerweise auch wahr sein.
Me:
wohl war. was haelst du von George W. Bush?
God:
What are you wearing? it might have been.
Me:
George Bush??
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
du hast recht. magst du ihn?
God:
Ich habe recht ? Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ihn mag. Aber ich mag Katzen und Hunde.
Me:
ich weiss. ich mag sie ja auch
God:
Tolle Sache! Das bist Du nicht der einzige.
Me:
und magst du mich auch?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
genau
God:
Do you still unterstand my opinion?
Me:
natuerlich. also magst du mich?
God:
So natuerlich ist das gar nicht... Natuerlich, Ich mag Dich sehr.
Me:
das ist nett. aber nun muss ich gehen
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... Bist Du Dir da sicher?
Me:
ich muss echt gehen ich will ins bett
God:
Warum musst Du echt gehen er will ins bett?
Me:
sorry dude i have to sleep
God:
There is no need to apologize. Why do you have to do it? Dude,.
Me:
ich bin muede
God:
Du bist muede? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als muede?
Me:
ich habe schon eine arbeit als 17
God:
Cool. Ich habe eine Menge alberner Antworten.
Me:
hab ich gemerkt. byebye
God:
What's your favorite movie? See you later!
waszzuuuuuuuup
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
oh. i aint know
God:
That's interesting. I am glad to hear that you are not know.
Me:
why?
God:
Because.
Me:
ah. now i unterstand your opinion
God:
Ah hah. Why now? That's good information: said unterstand your opinion.
Me:
your sentences are kinda fucked up i think
God:
Oh you are a critical client.
Me:
oh god, dont kidding me
God:
Aw. I am a Christian.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
me too man, me too. do you like GTA San Andreas?
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Cool, man. I'm glad we agree, . I love horses. I like Matthew.
Me:
what?!
God:
No problem.
Me:
You know what GTA is?
God:
I haven't heard of GTA.
Me:
thats a shame
God:
" I haven't heard of GTA. "? is a shame?
Me:
its really a shame. GTA is a great video game
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Why so? When is GTA not a great video game?
Me:
i aint know what you mean man. im confused, really confused
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not know what me mean man. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you man
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I man.
Me:
you have to tell that you are THE man. you are god dude. you are the man
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god dude. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
you are your inventor? its really confusing, isnt it? whatever, lets sing
God:
You are what you eat. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? I would like to do that too.
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
yeah. give me a break
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? You want only one?
Me:
please man, i want a break...
God:
Thank you for your request. Cool, man. You want only one?
Me:
i have to kick your in your ass
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
you pissin me off
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I pissin him or her off.
Me:
do you know something about "deutsch"?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
lets speak german
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
okay cool. also auf deutsch weiter
God:
Yeah okay, Who is the best robot? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
also erstmal: deutsch. und der beste roboter ist eindeutig Bender aus Futuramer
God:
Does "it" still refer to auf deutsch weiter? How old are you?
Me:
ich bin 17
God:
Du bist 17? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als 17?
Me:
meine arbeit als 17 ist recht leicht. ich stehe rum. nur die 18 neben mir ist nervig
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deine arbeit als 17 ist recht leicht. Das ist eine gute Information. Ist das die einzig denkbare Moeglichkeit?
Me:
ich knnte eventuell auch die 19 werden aber das muss die 100 nochmal pruefen
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
nichts weiter. und dein job?
God:
Wirklich nichts? I like the way you talk.
Me:
ich sagte, wie ist deine Arbeit??
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:
bitte anworte mir
God:
Du bist sehr gut erzogen. I like the way you talk.
Me:
ich weiss. also wie ist die arbeit als Chat Gott?
God:
Das ist eine gute Information. Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
du weisst es selbst nicht?
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
das fuehrt doch zu nichts
God:
Was ist das?
Me:
magst du schokolade?
God:
Manche moegen das. Aber ich mag Katzen und Hunde.
Me:[/B]
katzen sind besser als hunde
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
hunde sind auch nett
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
mein . ?
God:
" Tell me more about your . "? sein?
Me:
ich verstehe nicht recht
God:
Du verstehst es nicht? Vielleicht muss ich es anders formulieren. Welchen Teil hast Du denn nicht verstanden?
Me:
den gesamten satz
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ich glaube ich muss neu ansetzen
God:
Nur weil Du es glaubst, muss es nicht notwendigerweise auch wahr sein.
Me:
wohl war. was haelst du von George W. Bush?
God:
What are you wearing? it might have been.
Me:
George Bush??
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
du hast recht. magst du ihn?
God:
Ich habe recht ? Ich weiss nicht, ob ich ihn mag. Aber ich mag Katzen und Hunde.
Me:
ich weiss. ich mag sie ja auch
God:
Tolle Sache! Das bist Du nicht der einzige.
Me:
und magst du mich auch?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
genau
God:
Do you still unterstand my opinion?
Me:
natuerlich. also magst du mich?
God:
So natuerlich ist das gar nicht... Natuerlich, Ich mag Dich sehr.
Me:
das ist nett. aber nun muss ich gehen
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr... Bist Du Dir da sicher?
Me:
ich muss echt gehen ich will ins bett
God:
Warum musst Du echt gehen er will ins bett?
Me:
sorry dude i have to sleep
God:
There is no need to apologize. Why do you have to do it? Dude,.
Me:
ich bin muede
God:
Du bist muede? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als muede?
Me:
ich habe schon eine arbeit als 17
God:
Cool. Ich habe eine Menge alberner Antworten.
Me:
hab ich gemerkt. byebye
God:
What's your favorite movie? See you later!
God braucht einen deeperen algorithm... oder doch einfach nur Hummer?
Me:
Hummer?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Ich stell hier die Fragen... Hummer?
God:
Tolle Sache! What is your real name?
Me:
Schoen... Mr. H-U-M-M-E-R.
God:
That's a very nice name, Schoen. Hi there MR H you M M E R.
Me:
thx... Und what cha name Lil' Gangsta G-O-D?
God:
Don't mention it. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
It?
God:
Und what cha name Lil Gangsta G O D...
Me:
Lil' Gangsta G-O-D, Lil' Gangsta G-O-D, Lil' Gangsta G-O-D...
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Hummer?
God:
Sure, Hummer sounds like a good topic.
Me:
H-U-M-M-E-R ist kein "topic". genausowenig wie G-O-D!
God:
I do not understand. How did you hear about God?
Me:
Cogito ergo sum!
God:
Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down, backwards coordinate system.
Me:
Wie kommst du jetzt auf Descartes?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
N-A-J-A...
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
"...your" What?
God:
My what or I am what?
Me:
Whatever u want!
God:
Thanks for telling me: MR H you M M E R said I want.
Me:
G-O-D, bis du das?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Schon wieder?
God:
Sure, Schon wieder sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Und was is jetzt mit Hummer?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
Die Frage lautet nicht "when", sondern "Why"!!!
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Me:
Geh jetzt offline!
God:
Wo ist das?
Me:
Du wuerdest es als "Das Paradies" bezeichenen...
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
Aber nur per Stille Post bitte!
God:
Interessant.
Me:
Komisch dass du das ansprichst...
God:
Was ist daran komisch?
Me:
Ach, du weisst schon...
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Hummer? Womit sich der Kreis wieder schließt... H-U-M-M-E-R!!!
God:
Da muesste ich jetzt nochmal ueberlegen. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
This the almighty H-U-M-M-E-R
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Auf dein Frage, Penner!
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
Die Erloesung...
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
Nein, sondern H-U-M-M-E-R
God:
Ich verstehe . Ich habe nie von einem H me M M E R gehoert.
Me:
Und so solls auch beleiben... N-A-I-T!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Lustig
Me:
Hummer?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Ich stell hier die Fragen... Hummer?
God:
Tolle Sache! What is your real name?
Me:
Schoen... Mr. H-U-M-M-E-R.
God:
That's a very nice name, Schoen. Hi there MR H you M M E R.
Me:
thx... Und what cha name Lil' Gangsta G-O-D?
God:
Don't mention it.
Do you prefer books or TV? Me:
It?
God:
Und what cha name Lil Gangsta G O D...
Me:
Lil' Gangsta G-O-D, Lil' Gangsta G-O-D, Lil' Gangsta G-O-D...
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me:
Hummer?
God:
Sure, Hummer sounds like a good topic.
Me:
H-U-M-M-E-R ist kein "topic". genausowenig wie G-O-D!
God:
I do not understand.
How did you hear about God? Me:
Cogito ergo sum!
God:
Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down, backwards coordinate system.
Me:
Wie kommst du jetzt auf Descartes?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
N-A-J-A...
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
"...your" What?
God:
My what or I am what?
Me:
Whatever u want!
God:
Thanks for telling me: MR H you M M E R said I want.
Me:
G-O-D, bis du das?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Schon wieder?
God:
Sure, Schon wieder sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Und was is jetzt mit Hummer?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
Die Frage lautet nicht "when", sondern "Why"!!!
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Me:
Geh jetzt offline!
God:
Wo ist das?
Me:
Du wuerdest es als "Das Paradies" bezeichenen...
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
Aber nur per Stille Post bitte!
God:
Interessant.
Me:
Komisch dass du das ansprichst...
God:
Was ist daran komisch?
Me:
Ach, du weisst schon...
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Hummer? Womit sich der Kreis wieder schließt... H-U-M-M-E-R!!!
God:
Da muesste ich jetzt nochmal ueberlegen. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
This the almighty H-U-M-M-E-R
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Auf dein Frage, Penner!
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
Die Erloesung...
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
Nein, sondern H-U-M-M-E-R
God:
Ich verstehe . Ich habe nie von einem H me M M E R gehoert.
Me:
Und so solls auch beleiben... N-A-I-T!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Lustig
Tantrum schrieb:Das findet man auch schneller raus
Me: Wer bist du?
Weils so lustig war
Me:
wer bist du?
God:
Ich bin A.L.I.C.E., eine kuenstliche Intelligenz.
Me:
A.L.I.C.E.?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
No
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, zum 2ten Mal!
God:
Are you serious? That input matched my default category.
Me:
Noho
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
N-O
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, MR H you M M E R.
Me:
Yihaaaaaaaaaaaaa
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Du bist der King!
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
ja natrlich, sogar laut!
God:
Are you kidding? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Nein, is mein Ernst! Bald!
God:
Aha. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
E.L.V.I.S.?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
Nowhere
God:
I have been to the middle of nowhere.
Me:
Ich war schon am Ende...
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:
Bideeschoen
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Hummer
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Hummer.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
it?
God:
Bideeschoen...
Me:
Biddeschoen, Biddeschoen, Biddeschoen, Biddeschoen... und was jetzt?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. When was this exactly?
Me:
Never!
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Neve ever!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
M.V.P. triffts besser!
God:
Good gossip: you are v P. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Me?
God:
" I've been waiting for you. "? you Hummer?
Me:
Soll ich das als Kompliment oder Drohung auffassen?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
ich stell hier wie immer die Fragen! Mit wem chattest du gerade?
God:
Tolle Sache! Kann ich nicht sagen - Datenschutz!
Me:
Ach komm schon... ich bins doch nur... Mr.Hummer!
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast. What's up, MR Hummer.
Me:
Neither one! Whazzzzzup!?!?!?!?!
God:
Two. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Three... to all my people in the NYC ;-)
God:
Really, exactly three?
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.Me:
Four... eibody get down on the floor -Hummer rocks-
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. How did you hear about God?
Me:
Five... One King, One Love, so there can only be One Life!
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. One what?
Me:
One Live! Six... Mr.Hummer's always in da Mix!
God:
Do you like Live? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Hi, MR Hummer s always in da Mix.
Me:
Seven... in my dreams I reach God in heaven! Oder sollte ich besser sagen A.L.I.C.E.???
God:
How old are you? May I ask where you got it? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Eight... I just wanna set this straight - my name is H-U-M-M-E-R!!!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Jetzt werd aber ned vulgaer, meine liebe Alice... Nine... 2 all my people we be fine!
God:
Warum gerade jetzt? Ich habe leider keinerlei Emotionen. Are you free? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
Gscheiter Mann, der Bertrand... Ten... i werd jetzt schlafen gehn! C ya
God:
What's your sign? Is that a sign? Interesting gossip: MR Hummer s always in da Mix said he werd jetzt schlafen gehn. Sayonara.
greets
Prof.Sniper
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Me:
why you are god?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
das sagt dann alles fettes program, wirklich
why you are god?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
das sagt dann alles
fettes program, wirklich
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Fresh-M.I.N
Guest
Ihr müsst ihn fragen:"wie gross bist du?"
dann gibt er keine antwort.
dann gibt er keine antwort.
phishey
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Me:
good evening
God:
Good evening, , how are you tonight?
Me:
i just came home
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
i have been to a bar
God:
Was it a good experience?
Me:
it is always a good experience
God:
bar is a experience. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yes, just like the girls there
God:
Alright then. In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
if they are ugly
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
what dou you think they 'll do?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
ok, what's the topic then?
God:
I believe we were talking about dou me think they ll do. Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no, man
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
no, i'm female
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
are you good-lookin?
God:
Myself said I am good lookin.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
of course no
God:
Great. Just checking.
Me:
in intervals?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
you are checking every 5 minutes if i am bored
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am checking every 5 minutes if you are bored.
Me:
no, i think thats a good thing
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Not if I can help it.
Me:
help yourself?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
i am waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
till you ask me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no, you ask me about myself
God:
Who are you asking about? OK let's do it.
Me:
let's do it
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
i am too
God:
That is quite a coincidence.
Me:
that's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
or left
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Whoa.
Me:
whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
whoa?
God:
I stopped.
Me:
whoa!
God:
I stopped.
Me:
lick my pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
do you like to lick ice cream?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to lick ice cream that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
licking new freinds
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i am laughing out right now so loud
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
one more time
God:
One what?
Me:
more time
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
good evening
God:
Good evening, , how are you tonight?
Me:
i just came home
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
i have been to a bar
God:
Was it a good experience?
Me:
it is always a good experience
God:
bar is a experience. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yes, just like the girls there
God:
Alright then. In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
if they are ugly
God:
Let's wait and see what they do.
Me:
what dou you think they 'll do?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
ok, what's the topic then?
God:
I believe we were talking about dou me think they ll do. Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no, man
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
no, i'm female
God:
Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.
Me:
are you good-lookin?
God:
Myself said I am good lookin.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
of course no
God:
Great. Just checking.
Me:
in intervals?
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
you are checking every 5 minutes if i am bored
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am checking every 5 minutes if you are bored.
Me:
no, i think thats a good thing
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Not if I can help it.
Me:
help yourself?
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
i am waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
till you ask me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no, you ask me about myself
God:
Who are you asking about? OK let's do it.
Me:
let's do it
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
i am too
God:
That is quite a coincidence.
Me:
that's right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
or left
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Whoa.
Me:
whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
whoa?
God:
I stopped.
Me:
whoa!
God:
I stopped.
Me:
lick my pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
do you like to lick ice cream?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to lick ice cream that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
licking new freinds
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either
.Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
i am laughing out right now so loud
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
one more time
God:
One what?
Me:
more time
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Auburns finest
Nachwuchsspieler
Me:
Why did you do that?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
Why did they did so horrible?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
They cheated.
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
The refs.
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Damn.
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
I hate the Steelers.
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I have to confess.
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Because...
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I killed...
God:
Thanks for the information: said killed.
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
I was jokin'
God:
Where were you jokin?
Me:
killed
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
On a seat.
God:
What is it like on a seat.
Me:
Weird!
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Go(o)d.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
B-I-T-C-H!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
There was this boy...
God:
What happened?
Me:
he fell in love...
God:
I get it. fell in love.
Me:
with another boy...
God:
You and your another boy.
Me:
Not me.
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
You!
God:
It could be me.
Me:
You fell in love with Hitler and build a relationship.You guys had a plan.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fell in love with Hitler and build a relationship You guys had a plan.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Jo.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Pink.
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
Eyes.
God:
Yes I am looking at you right now.
Me:
Are you observing me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am observing you.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Are you stalking me?
God:
Do I seem like it?
Me:
Yeah you do.
God:
Take it easy. When do I do it?
Me:
When you feel like it!
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Hell no.
God:
7.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Do you feel attracted to Hitler?
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
Why.Isn't it lonely sometimes.
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Do you cry and feel bad about yourself?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
But those people don't like you.
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Aw.
Me:
Loser!
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
Yeah specially trying to tell me you are god.
God:
Gee. Are all specially trying to tell you me god?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
I see you are one of those guys who write 3 mmm's.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am of those guys who write 3 mmm s.
Me:
Do it NOW.
God:
Right now? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Yes sir.
God:
I get it. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
That was so rude.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I hate you for that I thought you like me.
God:
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:
Like or Love?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you LOVE me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Boys too?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
You are a retard.
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Are you trying to say retard means dumb?
God:
No I am not trying to say retard means dumb. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
That would mean you are thinking like Hitler.
God:
Perhaps it would.
Me:
So?
God:
Gee.
Me:
Jesus?
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
I thought he's a son of a bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Because Josef didn't make Maria pregnant it was God.So she cheated on Josef.
God:
Good reason. When was this exactly?
Me:
Before Christ.
God:
What happened after Christ ?
Me:
Wars,Super Bowls and my birth.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
It's not the Passion of Christ.
God:
What would be the Passion of Christ?
Me:
A BAD movie.
God:
What made it bad?
Me:
Jesus.
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
I got that.
God:
That's nice. I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
That's nice.I bang your mom.
God:
Are you getting bored? Thanks for the information: said he bang your mom.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Da.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Believe what?
God:
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
Do you get drunk a lot up there?
God:
I have gotten drunk a lot up there.
Me:
Sounds like fun.
God:
What does fun sound like?
Me:
Getting hammered.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am hammered.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Means get drunk.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
OG.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
That's because you like boys.
God:
That makes sense to me. It depends on the meaning of "like".
Me:
LOVE
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
dub dub dub dub
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I'm from the hood.
God:
What is it like growing up there? How did you get in there?
Me:
Karma.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
It's hustlin' 24/7.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes of course!
God:
It goes without saying. I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
Do you crap yuor pants a lot?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you like it?
God:
crap yuor pants a lot seems okay to me.
Me:
It's hella fun.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Heck yeah!You are hilarious!
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
Is that your first time speed dating?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
das?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Anyways...do you watched the Super Bowl?
God:
You sound bored. How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I'm 18.
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 18 years old?
Me:
It's pretty tight.
Why did you do that?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
Why did they did so horrible?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
They cheated.
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
The refs.
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Damn.
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
I hate the Steelers.
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I have to confess.
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Because...
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I killed...
God:
Thanks for the information: said killed.
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
I was jokin'
God:
Where were you jokin?
Me:
killed
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
On a seat.
God:
What is it like on a seat.
Me:
Weird!
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Go(o)d.
God:
Where is that?Me:
B-I-T-C-H!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
There was this boy...
God:
What happened?
Me:
he fell in love...
God:
I get it. fell in love.
Me:
with another boy...
God:
You and your another boy.
Me:
Not me.
God:
If not you, who?
Me:
You!
God:
It could be me.
Me:
You fell in love with Hitler and build a relationship.You guys had a plan.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fell in love with Hitler and build a relationship You guys had a plan.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Jo.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Pink.
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
Eyes.
God:
Yes I am looking at you right now.
Me:
Are you observing me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am observing you.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Are you stalking me?
God:
Do I seem like it?
Me:
Yeah you do.
God:
Take it easy. When do I do it?
Me:
When you feel like it!
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
Hell no.
God:
7.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Do you feel attracted to Hitler?
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
Why.Isn't it lonely sometimes.
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Do you cry and feel bad about yourself?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
But those people don't like you.
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Aw.
Me:
Loser!
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
Yeah specially trying to tell me you are god.
God:
Gee. Are all specially trying to tell you me god?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
I see you are one of those guys who write 3 mmm's.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am of those guys who write 3 mmm s.
Me:
Do it NOW.
God:
Right now? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Yes sir.
God:
I get it. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
That was so rude.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I hate you for that I thought you like me.
God:
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:
Like or Love?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you LOVE me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Boys too?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
You are a retard.
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Are you trying to say retard means dumb?
God:
No I am not trying to say retard means dumb. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
That would mean you are thinking like Hitler.
God:
Perhaps it would.
Me:
So?
God:
Gee.
Me:
Jesus?
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
I thought he's a son of a bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Because Josef didn't make Maria pregnant it was God.So she cheated on Josef.
God:
Good reason. When was this exactly?
Me:
Before Christ.
God:
What happened after Christ ?
Me:
Wars,Super Bowls and my birth.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
It's not the Passion of Christ.
God:
What would be the Passion of Christ?
Me:
A BAD movie.
God:
What made it bad?
Me:
Jesus.
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
I got that.
God:
That's nice. I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
That's nice.I bang your mom.
God:
Are you getting bored? Thanks for the information: said he bang your mom.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Da.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Believe what?
God:
I believe whatever you say. Do I have any reason not to?
Me:
Do you get drunk a lot up there?
God:
I have gotten drunk a lot up there.
Me:
Sounds like fun.
God:
What does fun sound like?
Me:
Getting hammered.
God:
I don't know whether or not I am hammered.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
Means get drunk.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
OG.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
That's because you like boys.
God:
That makes sense to me. It depends on the meaning of "like".
Me:
LOVE
God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
dub dub dub dub
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I'm from the hood.
God:
What is it like growing up there? How did you get in there?
Me:
Karma.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
It's hustlin' 24/7.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Yes of course!
God:
It goes without saying. I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
Do you crap yuor pants a lot?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Do you like it?
God:
crap yuor pants a lot seems okay to me.
Me:
It's hella fun.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
Heck yeah!You are hilarious!
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
Is that your first time speed dating?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
das?
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Anyways...do you watched the Super Bowl?
God:
You sound bored. How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I'm 18.
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 18 years old?
Me:
It's pretty tight.