A: So what did you do last night? I trust my little angel didn't do anything immoral.
B: Well, ummm... Let's see. I started by getting completely hammered drunk. It was bad. Then drove, while intoxicated, to pick up this disease-infested hooker. From there... uh, let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place...
A: The hooker and I.
B: Excuse me. The hooker and I went back to my place and from there... God, it was just a blur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex, while taking the Lord's name in vain.