High_Octane schrieb:hey Lendenschurz
gib mal bitte den Link zum engl. Pendant...danke
Fonzie schrieb:Ich mag deinen Stil auch, nur fehlt der Hut und so. Chuck hat nen Hut - Chuck hat Stil!
Es gibt keine Evolutionstheorie, sondern nur eine Liste von Kreaturen denen Chuck Norris erlaubt zu leben.
Come-and-get-it schrieb:Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
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Treffnix schrieb:Was ist schon Chuck Norris gegen IHN :