u r a ht junkie if...
1.You rate peoples abilities in terms of disastrous, magnificient, divine and so on.
2.You demand people refer to you as your coaches name.
3.You are planning more than 2 seasons ahead.
4.You refer to your supervisors as "Gamemasters".
5.You memorized all your players by name, statistics and picture.
6.Your wife had you face the choice: "ME OR HATTRICK!".
7.You chose Hattrick.
8.You are still reading this list.
9.You accuse real life football teams of cheating.
10.You rely upon the Hattrick regional weather forecast.
11.You have missed an appointment in order to catch a player transfer deadline.
12.You have hurried up sex in order to catch a deadline.
13.She said it was better than usual.
14.You have set your clock to Hattrick time, even though you live in a different time zone.
15.You refer to your home as "clubhouse".
16.Your favourite pick-up line is: "Hey baby, I have divine pieces and formidable stamina".
17.You list "football club manager" as your current occupation.
18.You request time off from work because: "My player is injured!".
19.Your usual excuse for being lazy at work is: "I PIC".
20.You throw a birthday party every time your players age.
21.You take this list seriously.
22.You refer to your children as "youth squad".
23.You try to sell them.
24.You refer to "giving birth to a baby" as "youth pull".
25.You dream about hattrick.
26.You insist getting paid in weekly rates.
27.You demand a 20% bonus when working abroad.
28.You must think of Hattrick every time you read roman number characters.
29.You refer to real life weak teams as "bots".
30.You refuse to hire more than 10 employees for your business.
31.You describe yourself as a beloved team member on your resume.
32.You refer to your grocer as "daytrader".
33.You bought a Hattrick T-Shirt from the shop.
34.You print "Bob Sunesson #10" on its back.
35.You actually understood what that was all about.
36.You have a picture of a player in your wallet.
37."home" on your internet browser takes you to "www.hattrick.org".
38.You issue press announcements in multiple languages.
39.You consider Sweden as the best football nation.
40.You contributed to this list.
