6. Win now, LeBron James. You've been fartin' around in Cleveland your whole life and you've got one trip to the Finals to show for it. New York? I've seen the formula for Champion and it does not include Danilo Gallinari and Wilson Chandler as two of your top four players. Chicago? Your second highest paid teammate will be an injury prone dude who plays your position. Just wait till the kids who are good need to get paid. And by the way, that will ALWAYS be somebody else's franchise. New Jersey? That was impressive how they escaped being the worst team ever. Rebuilding is fun – why not waste your prime teaching kids how to win. Should be fun, if not altruistic. Miami? D Wade really likes you, just not as much as he likes having the ball in his hands on every single possession. You'll make a wonderful spot-up shooter. Everybody else? Whatever. Dallas? Hope you like rings, LeBron…hope you like a lot of rings.