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I know all of the best players. Most of them played in the USA. Like Pele. Or Dick Advocaat. Or how I like to call him „big cock lawyer“. Or Pedofilo Cubillas. And the German one. Kaiser Wilhelm. They were the best players in the best league ever. The American League was the best in the history of soccer. But all of a sudden it was gone. And we all know whose fault it was. The League was gone because of Crooked Hillary and Sleepy Joe. But when I became the president for the first time in 1996, I brought soccer back. We have again the best players, like Messi and all his friends from MS-13. And I‘m really looking forward to next year when we will win the World Cup. God bless America and God bless me.