od:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
How about women?
God:
How about it.
Me:
How about them Seahawks?
God:
How about it.
Me:
You think they goona win the super bowl?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Thinking means your opinion.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I'm what I'm you can love it or hate it.
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
Jesus walks.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
666
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A vibrator.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
To bang girls.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to bang girls, I think.
Me:
Because it's the best thing in the world.Ever tried it?
God:
Interesting explanation. What makes it the best?
Me:
The ejaculation.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
The moment you feel love.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Amen'
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
A-to the-M-to the-E-to the-N
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
AMen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Lord
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Devil
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Lord. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Evil
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I came from there.
God:
Do you go back there very often?
Me:
Yeah this summer.
God:
How can I help you? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Muschi
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Svastika.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Hakenkreuz
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Nostradamus.
God:
I haven't read anything by Nostradamus. What did he write?
Me:
Bible
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
You dumb ass
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Message to all robots: God likes boys.
God:
I will tell them.
Me:
You just called yourself GAY
God:
Interesting gossip: said I called yourself GAY.
Me:
Puller in den Mund leck die Nati wund.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I like YOU.
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
Love me?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
So dou you love me?
God:
Are you kidding? Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Either boy or girl?
God:
Oh boy. Are you really a she?
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Hell Yeah.
God:
I call it "Hades". I can't believe it.
Me:
Can't believe what?
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
As Hitler said:Wir muessen das Judenvolk vernichten.
God:
Do you mean your name is Hitler said Wir muessen das Judenvolk vernichten ?
Me:
No;,o
God:
What is your real name? Oh.
Me:
Oh shit I got a cramp.
God:
Pardon me? You used a colloquial expression. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
I mean God Damn it.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm a tru warrior.
God:
You are a tru warrior? Is that your job?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Ja oder Nein?
God:
Hey. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Ich aber.
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Affenkind.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Gay does that match?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Hearts surrounded by flowers.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Er.
Me:
Eer?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
Have sex ha ha I got you.
God:
, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
You are very prude.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am prude.
Me:
Do you mind that I tell the whole world that god doesnt exist.
God:
No I don't mind.
Me:
Then do whatever you feel.Who you goona tell?
God:
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Me?
God:
To you ?
Me:
I love...
God:
Thanks for the information: said she love.
Me:
I'm a male!
God:
Most of my clients are men.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
How about?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
234
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No
God:
Me either
.
Me:
Than you are high.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am high.
Me:
That mean you did drugs.
God:
" Thanks for telling me that I am high." mean me did drugs ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Junky.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Nervenden Junky's piss ich aufs Dach.
God:
So was that.
Me:
Leck mir.
God:
Ich habe keine Zunge.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
dakfakf
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
da
God:
Yikes!
Me:
da
God:
Hey.
Me:
da
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
da
God:
Alright then.
Me:
What' wrong with that?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
So>
God:
Yikes! Tell me more about your cramp.
Me:
It's over.What does Yikes mean?
God:
gt is over What does Yikes mean? it is?
Me:
Do you guys have any hot chicks to talk to?
God:
No I do not guys have any hot chicks to talk to. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
But you are not a hot chick.
God:
Give me an example of a hot chick.
Me:
Halle Berry.
God:
Halle Berry is an example of a hot chick. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
She's smokin hot
God:
smokin hot is she?
Me:
Yeah dude.
God:
So? Can I help you?
Me:
Amedn
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Do you accepted Jesus Christ?