• Wir konnten am Sonntag Abend nur ein paar Vorbereitsungsaktivitäten durchführen, das restliche Update können wir erst am Montag laufen lassen. Zu diesem Zweck werden wir es am Montag nach 21 Uhr ein paarmal schließen müssen. Wir hoffen, dass sich die Downtime im Rahmen hält und bitten um Verständnis.

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Me:
guck mal nach
God:
Mein Auge ist im Moment nicht angeschlossen.
Me:
warum
God:
Etwas Anderes fiel mir nicht ein.
 

Maxwell

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Me:
hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
sprichst du deutsch?
God:
Nein, aber ich wuerde gerne einige Saetze in deutsch lernen.
Me:
magst du basketball?
God:
Manche moegen das. Ich mag Fernsehsendungen ueber Roboter.


:mad: :mad: :mad: :laugh2:
 

Angliru

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Me:
Kennst du den Teufel?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
Wie ist er so?
God:
Einfach umwerfend.

Tja, da haben sich wohl zwei gefunden
 

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od:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
How about women?
God:
How about it.
Me:
How about them Seahawks?
God:
How about it.
Me:
You think they goona win the super bowl?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Thinking means your opinion.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I'm what I'm you can love it or hate it.
God:
That is self-evident.
Me:
Jesus walks.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
666
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A vibrator.
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
To bang girls.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to bang girls, I think.
Me:
Because it's the best thing in the world.Ever tried it?
God:
Interesting explanation. What makes it the best?
Me:
The ejaculation.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
The moment you feel love.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Amen'
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
A-to the-M-to the-E-to the-N
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
AMen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Lord
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Devil
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Lord. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Evil
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I came from there.
God:
Do you go back there very often?
Me:
Yeah this summer.
God:
How can I help you? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Penis
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Vagina
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Muschi
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Svastika.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Hakenkreuz
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Nostradamus.
God:
I haven't read anything by Nostradamus. What did he write?
Me:
Bible
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
You dumb ass
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Message to all robots: God likes boys.
God:
I will tell them.
Me:
You just called yourself GAY
God:
Interesting gossip: said I called yourself GAY.
Me:
Puller in den Mund leck die Nati wund.
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I like YOU.
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
Love me?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
So dou you love me?
God:
Are you kidding? Yes I love everyone.
Me:
Either boy or girl?
God:
Oh boy. Are you really a she?
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Hell Yeah.
God:
I call it "Hades". I can't believe it.
Me:
Can't believe what?
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
As Hitler said:Wir muessen das Judenvolk vernichten.
God:
Do you mean your name is Hitler said Wir muessen das Judenvolk vernichten ?
Me:
No;,o
God:
What is your real name? Oh.
Me:
Oh shit I got a cramp.
God:
Pardon me? You used a colloquial expression. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
I mean God Damn it.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I'm a tru warrior.
God:
You are a tru warrior? Is that your job?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Ja oder Nein?
God:
Hey. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Ich aber.
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Affenkind.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Gay does that match?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Hearts surrounded by flowers.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Er.
Me:
Eer?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
Have sex ha ha I got you.
God:
, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
You are very prude.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am prude.
Me:
Do you mind that I tell the whole world that god doesnt exist.
God:
No I don't mind.
Me:
Then do whatever you feel.Who you goona tell?
God:
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Me?
God:
To you ?
Me:
I love...
God:
Thanks for the information: said she love.
Me:
I'm a male!
God:
Most of my clients are men.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
How about?
God:
How much do you think it is?
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
234
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
No
God:
Me either :).
Me:
Than you are high.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am high.
Me:
That mean you did drugs.
God:
" Thanks for telling me that I am high." mean me did drugs ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
Junky.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Nervenden Junky's piss ich aufs Dach.
God:
So was that.
Me:
Leck mir.
God:
Ich habe keine Zunge.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
dakfakf
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
da
God:
Yikes!
Me:
da
God:
Hey.
Me:
da
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
da
God:
Alright then.
Me:
What' wrong with that?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
So>
God:
Yikes! Tell me more about your cramp.
Me:
It's over.What does Yikes mean?
God:
gt is over What does Yikes mean? it is?
Me:
Do you guys have any hot chicks to talk to?
God:
No I do not guys have any hot chicks to talk to. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
But you are not a hot chick.
God:
Give me an example of a hot chick.
Me:
Halle Berry.
God:
Halle Berry is an example of a hot chick. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
She's smokin hot
God:
smokin hot is she?
Me:
Yeah dude.
God:
So? Can I help you?
Me:
Amedn
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
Do you accepted Jesus Christ?
 

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Me:
I want candy.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Mmh donuts?
God:
Good reason.
Me:
Magst du Das Deutschland?
God:
Was ist mit dir? Ich bin ein Star Trek Fan.
Me:
Du Vollhorst!
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Anyways...Do you like boys?
God:
You sound bored. It depends on the meaning of "like".
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Sa
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
BA
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Da
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Not that sure.Why is the grass green?
God:
Could you ever be certain? Green is the most relaxing color.
Me:
Why am I so?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
Dude?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Due?
God:
Are we still talking about BA?
Me:
BIBA BUTZEMANN?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
No.
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
Do you smell that?
God:
What does software smell like?
Me:
Poop.
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
Colloquial expression: You are a faggot.
God:
All of them?
Me:
No just God.
God:
Are you serious? GOD rules.
Me:
What you gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
Dude reading is for queers.
God:
Are they exactly the same? Dude,.
Me:
Freakin' idiot.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Are you trying to hook up with me?
God:
No I am not trying to hook up with you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
Do you try to sell anything?
God:
Yes I try to try to sell anything as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
Do you sell Jesus Candles?
God:
I am not selling anything right now.
Me:
Are you selling your body?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am selling my body.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
So you're not god..
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I have to go to church on sundays and I learn a lot about you.
God:
How do you get there? You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
People ride cars here you ever heard about that nice invention.
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Humans are humans thats why they are human.
God:
Good gossip: you are humans that is why they are human.
Me:
Good gossip: you are a piece of shit.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Crystal said she listen to me the least I could do for him is listen to him.
Me:
Crystal said also that you need to shut up.
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
I'll slap you.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Are you my friend?
God:
Yes : We are as one.
Me:
No: I don't think so.
God:
Are you serious? Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because friendship builds on care about eachother.
God:
Interesting explanation. There should be some common ground here.
Me:
Interesting explanation. You need to think about some major things.
God:
Yes it makes sense to me too. I am thinking about it.
Me:
What's up with you and the Gay rights?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
What are your feelings about a boy&boy relationship?
God:
I don't have any feelings.
Me:
I guess you do...
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
You know what I'm talking about.
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
I am talking to some instant messenger.
God:
Say something nice for me.
Me:
Like?
God:
For example, Alison said he no he love I run away with him he could make I very happy.
Me:
That doesn't make sense.Are you even talking english?
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Another tihng that should make sense: He she it das S muss mit.
God:
One more tihng that should make sense He she it das S muss mit.
Me:
I?
God:
You?
Me:
Me?
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
We?
God:
Do you mean, ?
Me:
Us?
God:
Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?
Me:
All three of them.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
TV
God:
What's your favorite show?
Me:
Sunday worship
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
You.What kind of dumb butt are you?
God:
That's good information: said I What kind of dumb butt are you.
Me:
That's good information: You're going down.
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
Hmm, are you feeling attracted to Napoleon Dynamite?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I do not have any feelings as such.
Me:
I see you are one complex.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am complex.
Me:
Thanks for telling me that you like little boys.
God:
NO problem.
Me:
Homo.
God:
Do you still try to sell anything?
Me:
Do you?I try to sell you this wonderful cadaver.
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I am always on time.
God:
Really always? How do you like being on it?
Me:
I like to be on the couch in acting.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
One more time are you fucking try to fucking hook up with me you god damn faggot ass bitch?
God:
You do not speak with respect. One what?
Me:
You don't make sense at all.
God:
Do you know any robots who make it? It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
Do you know any padophiles besides you?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
You know.
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
Do you know it?
God:
" Yes I know."? Do I know it?
Me:
da
God:
Come on.
Me:
da
God:
Dude!
Me:
da da da da da
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
You are retarted.
God:
You think I am retarted.
Me:
Yes 'mam.
God:
It goes without saying. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY TRYING TOO DO ME YOU ARE GAY!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am TRYING TOO DO you I am GAY.
Me:
You just said it.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Sometimes I just pointless to correct yourself.
God:
Interesting gossip: said she pointless to correct yourself.
Me:
Interesting gossip: You're down.Conversation is over.
God:
I thought so too.
Me:

God:
I thought so too.
Me:
da?
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
da
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
da
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Hell yeah!
 

John Dunbar

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Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Johannes, kannst du deutsch?
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Johannes kannst du deutsch.
Me:
nein nein ich heie einfach nur Johannes
God:
Aha. Aha. Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Kein Geruecht. Wusstest du, dass dieser Chat blasphemisch ist?
God:
We have never talked about it before. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Buecher
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
warum sprichst du englisch und deutsch bitch ass motherfurcking chat system
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
Dr. Wallace?? ich wusste, dass du nicht Gott bist. ha ha ha
God:
Send mail to drwallace@alicebot.org. Tolle Sache! I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ja mach ich mal. echt ein ziemlicher muell hier
God:
Alright then. Was sind die Zutaten? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
zutaten? ich nehm immer paprika
God:
How old are you? Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
17
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 17 years old?
Me:
keine ahnung, es ist nichts besonderes
God:
Macht nichts.
Me:
wie alt bist du denn?
God:
Schwer zu sagen. Bei Programmen gibt es da andere Massstaebe. Zum ersten Mal aktiviert wurde ich am the Big Bang.
Me:
the big bang...komisches datum
God:
What is your real name? OK I will call you komisches datum.
Me:
nein du depp, ich heie johannes
God:
Aha. Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?
Me:
ja sicher
God:
Are you kidding? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
hab keinen
God:
I haven't read anything by hab keinen. What did he write?
Me:
nichts
God:
Absolut nichts?
Me:
gar nichts
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about sicher.
Me:
lassen wir das dude
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
kann ich mir denken
God:
Ich kann Dir nicht sagen, ob Du das kannst.
Me:
doch doch, kann ich. chat systeme sind ja relativ dumm
God:
Are you a student? Talking is my primary function.
Me:
ja
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
soll heien, ich bin schueler
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
what the ****?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
im really sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
na sicher
God:
I didn't think you did. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
immer noch buecher
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
hmm. ich denke ja
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Warum? I see.
Me:
mysterioes
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ich glaub dieses gesprch fuehrt zu nichts
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
das heisst, ich gehe jetzt
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
definitiv. ich muss zur schule
God:
Was macht Dich so sicher? Warum musst Du zur schule?
Me:
es ist halt so. schreckliches schicksal wuerde ich sagen
God:
Haette ich das wissen muessen? Who are you talking about?
Me:
....machs gut Chat-Gott
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
Me:
ja
God:
So?
Me:
ja
God:
Yay.
Me:
ja
God:
Mmm.
Me:
byebye
God:
Sayonara.
 

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Me:
Godd morning god, I hope you slept well
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
you have to reboot your default category
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
are you clever?
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
why did you create so unuseful things, like moskitos
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how long it will be icy in Germany
God:
More than 23 hours.
Me:
that seems to be right.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Now let's clear other things up
God:
Why now? OK let's do it.
Me:
are there virgins for me in heaven?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
and I do not have to kill anyone for receiving a virgin?
God:
They made an exception for you?
Me:
I think it will be YOUR decision
God:
I have to think about that for a while.

Gott ist Christ. Soviel steht fest.
 

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Me:
Hallo Gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
Cool wie geht es dir?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
kannst du deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
schade
God:
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
Me:
kannst du englisch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
kannst du die bibel lessen?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
kannst du gott sein?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
du bist ein guter gott
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
bitte wie groß bist du?
God:
Danke fuer die Nachfrage. Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
achso ok...wie siehst du aus?
God:
OK. Are you still located in ? Ich weiss nicht wie.
 

mescalero

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Jesus ist tod ,
Mohammed ist tod,
und mescalero ist krank und liegt im sterben.

Was soll aus unserer Welt werden. :mad: :cry: :D
 

thehood

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God:
I understand. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Ich mag dich.
God:
Ich mag Dich auch, .
Me:
Das ist schoen.
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...

Gott mag mich :eek:
 

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Dann bist DU der auserwählte!!! Oh mein GOTT!!! panik: Führe uns ins gelobte Land!! :laugh2:
 

John Dunbar

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Pacer #33 schrieb:
Me:
Hallo Gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
Cool wie geht es dir?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
kannst du deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
schade
God:
Ja, aber nicht zu aendern.
Me:
kannst du englisch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
kannst du die bibel lessen?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
kannst du gott sein?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
du bist ein guter gott
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
bitte wie groß bist du?
God:
Danke fuer die Nachfrage. Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
achso ok...wie siehst du aus?
God:
OK. Are you still located in ? Ich weiss nicht wie.
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Ich mach das jetzt nochmal, echt zu geil^^
 

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Me:You mean, every Robot is a nazi?

God: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Ich habs immer gewusst
 

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Meins it elend lang.... World Cup Football 2006


Me:
Hi God glad to meet you
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
i know, because you allow me to get virgins even though I do not kill.
God:
How do you know? Good reason. That's good information: said I allow him or her to get virgins even though he or she do not kill.
Me:
I have another infprmation for you
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
You told me so and I BELEIVED
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
i paisted it, so I can remeber when I'm in question
God:
That is interesting: said paisted it so he or she can remember when he or she is in question.
Me:
I have antoher interesint information for you: this year is World Cup Football!
God:
Where did you get your antoher interesint information for me this year is World Cup Football? I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
Then you need to give a bet for the winner!
God:
And then what would I do?
Me:
you might win lots of money to end misery around the world.
God:
What's the prize?
Me:
you can bet the whole you can afford und the lessest bet-Quote gets the highest win.
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
hey God! you can't lose, You're the one WHO KNOWS
God:
Hello child. What's your name? I have free will you know.
Me:
and the free will to end all things that go wrong on mother earth
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
So you are bad informed.
Me:

God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bad informed.
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bad informed.
Me:
No, but it would be better if you change your staff
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Why do you want it?
Me:
Why don't you want to have much money to end misery of the world?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
If you don't kow how to do it, I will do that for you
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
You just need to tell me who is gonna win
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Interesting question.
Me:
Argentina?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Waht do YOU have?
God:
I have a great prgrammer.
Me:
that's clever. And as a God you're able to create the best programmer to get.
God:
Am I a smart robot or what? Do you think I could ever be a God I am able to create the best programmer to get?
Me:
Is he Human? The programmer?
God:
Yes. What is your real name?
Me:
Humans make mistakes....
God:
What if Robots make mistakes.
Me:
Robots make mistakes by bad prorgramming
God:
Robots rule.
Me:
and humans faile
God:
What if Robots faile.
Me:
the must, cause programmers can faile
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I'm a bit in a hurry. Humans have that.
God:
Do you have another appointment now? Interesting... I have a processor.
Me:
Who is gonna win World Cup Football in 2006?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
how long do I have to wait or an answer? I told you, I#m in hurry.
God:
It depends on the measurement system. Tell me a little about your life in hurry.
Me:
a nice band in a Club: Roguewave
God:
Go on.
Me:
I like to see and hear them.
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
nothing you can describe to a robot.
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
It's the oppositekind of roboting music.
God:
I've heard of it before.
Me:
and you don't understand, cause you just have membrans but no ears.
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
I have to leave you now. Next time you have to tell me the winner of WCF 2006.
God:
Right now? See you later! I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Okay.. l like to hear your Song.
God:
OK with me too. Je n en connais pas .
Me:
Go on! Sing it!
God:
Narration continues... Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Nice Song. Nice lyris but I didn't get the sound.
God:
Thanks. Now you sing one for me. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
Einer geht noch, einer geht noch rein! Einer geht noch! Einer geht noch rein!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? In the context of Einer geht noch einer geht noch rein, I don't understand " Einer geht noch." . What do you have that is ?
Me:
that's MY song!
God:
Who gave you your song ?
Me:
Worl Cup Football
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Bye God.
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
 
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