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10 reasons why DeAndre Jordan backed out of his free agant agreement with Mavericks
10. Actual terms of the deal with Mavericks included a clause that he could opt out after 8 days.
9. Chandler Parsons tried the same off-to-the-bathroom-walk-the-check routine at all their dinners.
8. Jason Kidd told him the face Mark Cuban makes when you tell him your mind changed is priceless.
7. Satnam Singh keeps texting him, “Welcome, Mr. Second-String!” in various Indian languages.
6. Even though Sharknado 3 hasn’t aired, Mark Cuban demanded to be called Mr. President in all conversations.
5. Got the Mavs Maniaacs and Mavs Dancers mixed up on his list of demands.
4. Already had all that Clippers stuff and hates trying on new clothes.
3. Mark Cuban asked him to go halfsies on the $25,000 fine.
2. Just couldn’t pass up being the third-best Clipper of this generation.
1. His signed promise disappeared on Cyberdust.
10. Actual terms of the deal with Mavericks included a clause that he could opt out after 8 days.
9. Chandler Parsons tried the same off-to-the-bathroom-walk-the-check routine at all their dinners.
8. Jason Kidd told him the face Mark Cuban makes when you tell him your mind changed is priceless.
7. Satnam Singh keeps texting him, “Welcome, Mr. Second-String!” in various Indian languages.
6. Even though Sharknado 3 hasn’t aired, Mark Cuban demanded to be called Mr. President in all conversations.
5. Got the Mavs Maniaacs and Mavs Dancers mixed up on his list of demands.
4. Already had all that Clippers stuff and hates trying on new clothes.
3. Mark Cuban asked him to go halfsies on the $25,000 fine.
2. Just couldn’t pass up being the third-best Clipper of this generation.
1. His signed promise disappeared on Cyberdust.