Dieser Thread hier passt denke ich ganz gut, hier mal was lustiges von einem User vom Lakersground-Forum, nachdem Shaq heute in den Medien meinte, dass er Kobe großgezogen hat und bla und ******e, naja, Shaq halt...
Aber das Ding hier is ganz lustig, wie ich finde. Vor allem wenn man sich die Situation bildlich vorstellt
A scene -- Kobe, aka Juke Tri-Laker, meets the "man who raised him", Shaq, aka Darth Blamer. Just imagine...
A long week from now, on a basketball court far, far away from my seats...
STAR WARS
EPISODE VI
RETURN OF THE FAT GUY
Scene 78
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SHAQ, aka DARTH BLAMER, LORD OF THE WIDTH
The Commissioner has been expecting you.
KOBE, aka JUKE TRI-LAKER
I know, Father.
SHAQ
So, you have accepted the truth.
KOBE
I've accepted the truth that you were once
Dominant Tri-Laker, my "Father."
SHAQ (turning to face him)
That name no longer has any meaning for me.
KOBE
It is the name of your true self -- you've only forgotten. I know there is a 40-20 game in you. The Commissioner hasn't driven it from you fully, even with his zone defense rules and lane-widening plans. That is why you think you want to destroy me. That's why you won't bend over for the Commissioner now.
SHAQ
I see you have constructed a new supporting cast. Indeed... you are powerful.
KOBE
Sign with me. In a year, sign with me.
SHAQ
Obi-West once thought as you do. You don't know the POWER of the marketing guys. I MUST obey my master.
KOBE
I will not turn. And you'll be forced to flagrant foul me.
SHAQ
IF that is your destiny.
KOBE
Search your feelings, "Father." You can't keep denying this. I feel the conflict within you -- YOU HAD TO LOSE WEIGHT!
SHAQ
It is too late for me, son. The Commissioner will show you the true nature of this Farce. He is your master now.
KOBE
Then the Dynasty is truly dead...
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